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April 26, 2009

Do You Think They Cut Their Nuts Off For Fun?

Is that not the best headline of the day? Here are some thoughts about ball-cutting, vajayjay making surgery in Alberta. I know it's just what you wanted with your second cup of coffee, bagel with lox and shmear.

Obama Sends More Jizyah To Palestinians, Promises No Funds Will Be Used to Slaughter Jews

That's a lotta jizyah! Yay! I'm sure it will help the "good terrorists" (the PA), fight the "bad terrorists" (nasty booger faced Hamas). Great job!

Dear Yemenite Jews

Please, get the hell out of Yemen any way you can. There is lots of ghat, malawach, schug and jahnoon in Israel.

The UK Is Royally So, So Amazingly Screwed

Well, looky here. A British Airways stewardess was fired for refusing to wear a body back and walk behind men in Fraudy Arabia. GOOD ON YOU LISA ASHTON! "A BRITISH air stewardess was sacked for refusing to fly to Saudi Arabia after she was ordered to wear a traditional Islamic robe and walk behind male colleagues. Lisa Ashton, a £15,000-a-year stewardess with BMI, was told that in public areas in Saudi Arabia she was required to wear a black robe, known as an abaya. This covers everything but the face, feet and hands. She was told to follow her male colleagues, irrespective of rank. Ashton, 37, who was worried about security in the country, refused to fly there, claiming the instructions were discriminatory. She was sacked last April. “It’s not the law that you have to walk behind men in Saudi Arabia, or that you have to wear an abaya, and I’m not going to be treated as a second-class citizen,” Ashton said last week.

Is Lisa Ashton the only Briton left with balls?

Major Taqiyah Dump in Winnipeg Free Press

What a load of hooey. I love the premise: Muslima sister! Don't let the Islamophobes distract you from bringing attention to the odd few sisters who are beaten and murdered in the name of Islam..we all know that Islam hates misogyny more than any any any anybody! And if you believe that, I have a contact with a very reputable investment broker who is still offering 10% ROI...unfortunately, it may take some time to contact him-but his secretary Bubba may be able to speed up the introduction process.

April 24, 2009

New, Fresh Steyn Book!

How excited am I? A fresh, autographed copy of Mark Steyn's new book "Lights Out: Islam, Free Speech and the Twilight of the West" arrived at my doorstep. I am enjoying every sentence, and feel rather devious reading it in public. I will post a review as soon as I'm done. You can get your copy at the Steyn store at www.steynonline.com

Remember the 1960s, dude?

OK-I am still wiping away tears after watching this video-and I almost peed in my pants. This is a MUST WATCH. I don't know how to embed it, but you can view the video by clicking here.

Super Cool: Twitter Offers Hope to "Locked In", Paralyzed People

Teh awesome!

Delightfully Moderate PA To Execute Palestinian For Selling Land to Jews

I have a great idea-let's give them a state! And some more jizyah, too.

A Beheading Only The LA Times Could Love

Awww. Isn't that so sweet? The Los Angeles Times shows us that the beheading of Aasiya Zubair Hassan is actually a good thing, because it shines the light on the generic, can-happen-to-everyone-especially-white-people problem of domestic abuse. There is a shiny side to this story after all. So what if Aasiya is dead-the point is now we are really, like-totally, seriously gonna talk about womyn abuse. Did you notice the cut line on the photo? I did: Aasiya Zubair Hassan died Feb. 12. Her husband, Muzzammil Hassan, has been charged with second-degree murder. Together, they had built a Muslim TV station in New York. See? She just "died". Just like that. The layers of collusion in this story are reprehensible-police aware of domestic violence, friends who knew, imams who knew, and even the victim's own delusional forgiveness of her tormentor and ultimate murderer. Shame on every one of them.

April 23, 2009

Al Guardian: Only Stupid, Racist, Islamophobic White People Boycotted Geneva

If this weren't so stupid, it could be funny.

Vancouver Lawyer Posthumously Wins Human Rights Case

I don't recall reading about this while it was happening. The philosophical question, of course is, if a Human Rights victory falls down in Vancouver-is it still a victory? Well hell yes. It's pretty damned funny. "Gibson, who died of a heart attack on March 24 at age 60, was representing the Abbotsford Times newspaper before his death. ..Nina Watt had brought forward a complaint to the tribunal based on a column written by Jeremy Postal, a pastor at the Christian Life Community Church of Abbotsford, that was published in the Times. In describing feminists, Postal wrote the following: “These women are often single or in a bad relationship, watch The View, are stubborn and pushy, gossip maliciously and are submissive to no one else but their own plans and desires often disguising their feminism under the slogan of ‘freedom from male tyranny’.” The complaint was dismissed. Condolences to Mr. Gibson's family and posthumous congrats as well.

Good News: FDA To Allow "Morning After" Pill for 17 Year Olds

Progressive! "Women's groups cheered the government's decision to allow 17-year-olds to buy the "morning-after" emergency contraceptive without a doctor's prescription, but conservatives denounced it as a blow to parental supervision of teens." It's only for emergencies, though. That's a relief.

The UK Is Screwed: Clown Forbidden to Wear Clown Shoes Due to Safety Concerns

New York Times Discovers Shihad's 72 Lovely, Dew-Eyed Grapes

Toronto Woman Faces Likely "Honour" Murder If Deported to Pakistan.

Such charming people, such charming customs. "It feels like I am dying a slow death," said Roohi Tabassum, of Brampton. "Waiting to find out what happens is like a death sentence. "Tabassum was smuggled into Canada from the U.S. in 2001 and filed an unsuccessful refugee claim. An appeal also failed. Her cousin was the victim of an honour killing after she refused to submit to an arranged wedding to an older man. Officials of the Canada Border Services Agency said Tabassum has had her hearings and must leave. About 10,000 women die yearly from honour killings in Pakistan, according to human rights activists. "

Conservative Speakers in America: Whatever You Say Is Hate Speech

Coming soon to every university campus in North America... (if it's not on your local campus already)... "Most of us probably regard some speech and some speakers as so far beyond the pale of civilized discourse that there is no point in debating them, only in branding them unacceptable. But, however satisfying such a stance may be, it could be only a matter of time before the speech beyond the pale is your own"

The Demise of the West: "Adopt" Aborted Fetuses Instead of Having Kids

No-I'm not making this up. "Stan Musil said he filed the posthumous "adoption" on Monday as a way to support his wife, Lisa, and help her heal from the pain of having those abortions, Lisa Musil told FOXNews.com. "He told me 'I love you and you are a part of me. Your babies are a part of you, and so that makes them a part of me also,'" she said. Yah-nothing says I love you like aborting your own children. I know it's crazy, but wouldn't having live children be a little more loving? That whole 'part of you, part of me' thing sounds a little nutty in this context-don't you think? "The world tells me that it was only a blob of tissue, but my heart tells me otherwise," Musil told FOXNews.com by e-mail. "The grief often times was more than I could bear." And nothing heals the pain of aborting blobs of tissue than getting pregnant and murdering more blobs of tissue.

April 22, 2009

Bone Marrow Drive: You Can Save A Life

If you are in good health, please-please consider getting a simple blood test and registering for the international bone marrow registry. You can save a life, just by being you. Are you on the list? I am. Once I got a call that I was a preliminary match for someone (3 out of 6 matching points) and was asked to take further tests. I felt so blessed that I was going to have the opportunity to help save a life. Unfortunately, I was not a perfect 6 point match. But I know people who have been saved by this miraculous treatment for terrible forms of cancer. A Jewish guy from Toronto was saved by an anonomous German donor with Native Indian ancestry-you just never know who will match who. The registry is international-not specific to any one ethnic group. IF YOU ARE IN TORONTO, please consider going to this drive. If you can kick in a donation, all the better-the blood tests are very expensive: BONE DONOR RECRUITMENT DRIVE FOR BONE MARROW TRANSPLANT Sunday April 26, 10:00 am – 5:00 pm Adath Israel Synagogue, 37 Southborne Ave in Toronto. Jonathan Grossman, was recently diagnosed with a rare bone marrow disorder called Myelofibrosis that only affects two people in a million. This disease destroys the body’s ability to produce blood cells and if left untreated, will mutate into a non-treatable form of leukemia. Jonathan’s only chance of survival and a cure is a bone marrow transplant. If you are in good health and between the ages of 18 and 60, you can become a donor. This drive is being organized through the Gift of Life Bone Marrow Foundation. The registration process is fast and easy, and we only require a swab of cells from inside your cheek (no blood will be drawn at this time). If you are unable to attend the drive, but would be interested in registering to be on the donor list, visit www.giftoflife.org or the Canadian Blood Services Registry at www.onematch.ca For more information on our search for a donor; how you can volunteer; how you can donate to defer some of our costs; or how to reach us, please visit www.TheOffice.com

Another Round of Flaky, Lefty Canadians Attempt Anti-Israel Boycott

Et tu, Mountain Co-Op? Worked very well with the LCBO, yes?

Very Good News: Canadian Constitutional Foundation to Help Gym Owner Fight Human Rights Complaint

Welcome to my world!
You'll remember the story of John Fulton from St. Catherines, who had a "lady with junk" as they say, try to get into the women's change room at the health club. Looks like the Canadian Constitutional Foundation is stepping up and helping Mr. Fulton fight the outrageous OHR complain against him:
"The Canadian Constitution Foundation is a non-profit organization that protects constitutional freedoms through education and public interest litigation. It has agreed to help Fulton raise funds for his defence, expected to cost as much as $100,000. "They've basically said they'll help fund this all the way to the Supreme Court if necessary," Fulton said.
The complainant's legal fees are borne by the Ontario Human Rights Commission.
Fulton has owned and operated fitness clubs in the Niagara area since 1982. He said his clubs have supported the Niagara AIDS Walk for Life as a title sponsor for more than 12 years. "This is clearly a David and Goliath case: a small business being prosecuted by the might of the state," lawyer John Carpay, executive director of the Canadian Constitution Foundation, said Tuesday. "This case also involves freedom of association, which is a fundamental charter right enjoyed by all Canadians."

Reuters: "Swedish Man" Sets up "Militant Camp"

The UK Is Screwed!

UK Schools to close on Muslim holidays to prevent absences.

Obama's New, Veiled Egyptian Advisor "Draws Cautious Optimism"

Cautious optimism? That's a really neat way of putting it. As far as I am concerned, if you are fully veiled, or fully keffiyeh-faced, you are wearing an outward modern symbol equivalent to the swastika. It means to me that you have submitted fully and take the kill the infidels stuff pretty seriously. The LA Times is probably giddy and orgasmic, but people with any brains in their heads would view this appointment as more (or should I say "Mo") Kick Me signs on the back of America. Hardy har har. PS: Check out her new book with Dhimmi Professor Extraordinnaire John "Never Met A Wahabi I Didn't Love" Esposito.

I'm Baaaaaaack!

Back from a far away land with stories to tell and songs to sing. Some pretty funky stuff has been going on since I've been gone and I'm going to get back to posting regularly. I have lots of e-mail to catch up on today but will post some things later today.